**BREAKING: SOLICITOR GENERAL ADMITS SHE'S "NEVER READ the ACT" – LOCAL DAD HAS HAD ENOUGH**

BREAKING: SOLICITOR GENERAL ADMITS SHE’S “NEVER READ THE ACT” – LOCAL DAD HAS HAD ENOUGH

🚨 BISHOPS STORTFORD – A local father of three has slammed the nation’s top legal advisor after a leaked clip appears to show the Solicitor General admitting she “doesn’t bother with the small print” of a controversial new immigration bill.

“You’ve got a woman paid £180,000 of our money, and she’s literally saying reading the law is optional,” fumed Dave P, 47, in a viral rant on the ‘Bishop’s Stortford Community Watch’ page. “Common sense says if you’re the Solicitor General, you might want to, you know, read the actual general solicitor-ing document. My Gary can’t build a flat-pack without the instructions, but she can rewrite British justice off the cuff?”

The post, which has amassed 14,000 shares in under two hours, suggests the government replace all legal advisors with a “bloke down the pub” who “hasn’t got a fancy title but knows what’s right from wrong.”

Ministers have dismissed the clip as “out of context,” but locals aren’t buying it. As Dave put it: “Common sense isn’t common anymore. It’s been deported.” 🇬🇧😤 #CommonSenseRevolution #SolicitorGate #ReadTheBlinkingAct