**Top Story: Solicitor General Accidentally CCs Entire Supreme Court on Snarky Group Chat About Oral Arguments**

Top Story: Solicitor General Accidentally CCs Entire Supreme Court on Snarky Group Chat About Oral Arguments

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In what legal scholars are already calling “the most chaotic SCOTUS leak since Dobbs,” Solicitor General Elizabeth Prelogar reportedly accidentally included all nine Supreme Court justices on a group chat meant for her junior staff, titled “Scotus Fan Club (Unhinged Edition).”

The chat, which was meant to discuss strategy for upcoming NetChoice cases, allegedly included hot takes like “Thomas is GOING to ask about ghosts again, I swear to God,” and a direct message to a colleague reading, “If Kavanaugh asks one more question about beer, I’m invoking the 25th.”

The DMs were immediately screenshotted by a clerk and posted to a private law-student Discord server, where they’ve since gone viral under the hashtag #ScotusTea.

AITA for thinking this is the funniest thing to happen in the federal government since the 2013 shutdown? TL;DR: The Solicitor General is cooked, and the Chief Justice is probably drafting a passive-aggressive footnote right now.