**LOCAL RESIDENT LOSES IT OVER “SILLY SUE” FROM SOLICITOR GENERAL**

LOCAL RESIDENT LOSES IT OVER “SILLY SUE” FROM SOLICITOR GENERAL

Just saw the Solicitor General’s office is coming after our local farmer for parking his tractor on his own grass verge. Apparently, it’s an “obstruction” because the council hasn’t cut the hedge in three years, and now the verge is technically a public right-of-way you can’t see.

Common sense, anyone? The man is feeding his family, and the government is sending letters threatening court costs. Meanwhile, the same solicitor’s office is “too busy” to prosecute the fly-tippers dumping mattresses behind the Co-op every Tuesday night.

Priorities. Absolute madness. If you can’t park your tractor on your own grass without getting a solicitor general letter, we’ve lost the plot. Who’s with me?