**AITA for Thinking the Solicitor General Is Just the Government's Hype Man?**

AITA for thinking the Solicitor General is just the government’s hype man?

So, I’m reading about this whole Supreme Court mess, right? The Solicitor General shows up to argue a case, and everyone’s acting like it’s the final boss of legal debates. But like… isn’t this just the government’s designated Twitter reply guy? They get to pick which cases to weigh in on, drop a “Well, actually…” and then the Justices nod along like it’s gospel.

I swear, if I had a nickel for every time the SG cited some obscure precedent from 1842 to justify why the IRS can garnish my grandma’s pension, I’d have enough to pay for a lawyer. TL;DR: Bunch of rich people in robes pretending this isn’t just performative theater. Change my mind. 🏛️🤡