**Simi Valley Fire: AITA for Thinking NIMBYs Brought This on Themselves?**

Simi Valley Fire: AITA for thinking NIMBYs brought this on themselves?

Simi Valley, CA – In a stunning turn of events that has absolutely shocked absolutely nobody, a brush fire erupted in Simi Valley yesterday, forcing evacuations and reminding everyone that, surprise, living in a tinderbox has consequences. 🚒

Apparently, the fire started near a hiking trail that locals spend 364 days a year complaining about not being maintained by the city. Now, ironically, the city is too busy fighting the fire to, you know, maintain it. Talk about a main character moment. 💅

TL;DR: Rich people’s houses smell like my neighbor’s backyard BBQ, but the property values are probably down 10%. The firefighters are heroes, the wind is the real villain, and the Nextdoor app is probably on fire (pun intended) with posts about “looters” and “illegal immigrants starting fires.”

AITA for laughing at the guy who had to evacuate in his lambo? 🏎️💨