🚨 SIMI VALLEY FIRE: “Common Sense Is Gone, Folks.”

🚨 SIMI VALLEY FIRE: “Common sense is gone, folks.”

Just watched my neighbor hose down his driveway while the sky was raining ash. The fire’s literally two ridges over, and people are out there watering concrete instead of clearing gutters and trimming dead brush.

Local geniuses are posting TikTok tours of the smoke plume from their sunroof. Fire crews can’t even get up the canyon because of all the parked cars from lookie-loos.

And the city warning? “Stay indoors, wait for evacuation notice.” Common sense says: if you can taste the fire and see the glow, you don’t need a text alert.

But hey, at least everyone’s sprinklers are running. That’ll stop a Santa Ana wind-driven blaze for sure.

🤦‍♂️ Only in Simi.