**EXCLUSIVE: CELEBS FLEE in PANIC as SIMI VALLEY FIRE RAGES – STARS CAUGHT in DRAMATIC MIDNIGHT EVACUATION!**
EXCLUSIVE: CELEBS FLEE IN PANIC AS SIMI VALLEY FIRE RAGES – STARS CAUGHT IN DRAMATIC MIDNIGHT EVACUATION!
The red carpet turned to ash last night as the terrifying Simi Valley wildfire exploded without warning, trapping A-listers and Hollywood elite in a shocking, frantic escape. Witnesses tell us that former “Real Housewives” star Brandi Glanville was spotted sobbing uncontrollably as she fled her multi-million dollar estate, with sources revealing she grabbed nothing but her Birkins and a portrait of her ex-husband to burn later.
RUMOR HAS IT: Oscar nominee James Franco was seen hauling a priceless antique lamp through the smoke while screaming at an assistant to save his “unreleased screenplay.” Drama peaked when two unnamed pop stars got into a screaming match over the last bottle of alkaline water at a gas station on the 118—before fleeing in a pink Lamborghini.
SHOCK TWIST: A mystery “Big Brother” star reportedly refused to leave their house until they could download the finale of “Vanderpump Rules.” First responders are fuming.
Exclusive video shows a D-list influencer filming their own “emotional” evacuation from a Tesla sunroof—with a ring light still attached.
Is this the end of Simi Valley glam? Or just the hottest accessory of the season? Stay tuned.