**AITA for Thinking Senate Republicans Are Basically Just a Bunch of Yes-Men Wearing Fancy Ties?**

AITA for thinking Senate Republicans are basically just a bunch of yes-men wearing fancy ties?

TL;DR: Senate GOP just held a “vote” on Trump’s latest cabinet nominee, a guy who once tried to pay for a hot dog with a cryptocurrency that doesn’t exist. Results: 48-47 to confirm. The 47 “no” votes? All Democrats. The GOP “deliberation” lasted approximately the length of a TikTok thirst trap.

Story: So the Senate GOP, in their infinite wisdom and commitment to “thorough vetting,” just fast-tracked a guy who thinks the Federal Reserve is a secret underground Pokemon gym. The nominee, [Random Trump Loyalist #47], was caught on tape saying he’d “investigate the deep state using only a Ouija board and a slightly damp copy of Atlas Shrugged.” But hey, he kissed the ring, so he’s in.

Democrats are screaming “unprecedented disregard for norms!” Meanwhile, Mitch McConnell is in the corner doing the John Travolta Pulp Fiction confused meme. Of course, the nominee will now be in charge of the Department of Something Important until he inevitably resigns in scandal in 6 months.

Moral of the story: If you’re gonna sell your soul, at least make sure the buyer has a better Wi-Fi password than “MAGA2024”.

Upvotes to the left, downvotes if you’re a normie who still thinks the filibuster means anything.