**AITA for Thinking the Senate GOP Is Just Speedrunning “How to Lose Your Majority 101”?**

AITA for thinking the Senate GOP is just speedrunning “How to Lose Your Majority 101”?

So, the Senate Republicans are gearing up to fast-track Trump’s nominees, including some truly spicy picks for the cabinet. TL;DR: They’re trying to bypass the usual vetting process because apparently, “thorough background checks” are for losers who don’t own a gold-plated toilet.

The plan? Ram them through before anyone can actually read a résumé. One nominee allegedly thinks the Department of Education is a typo for “Department of Executions.” Another reportedly defined “energy policy” as “drill baby drill, but also maybe hit the snooze button on the EPA.”

AITA for thinking this is just a live-action version of The Apprentice where the prize is a federal agency and the consequence is a 3-day government shutdown? I swear, the only thing getting vetted is how fast they can say “I plead the fifth.”

Thoughts? Or should I just sit back and enjoy the circus while the country turns into a giant crypto-mining operation? 🐘🔥