**Viral News Snippet**

Viral News Snippet

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that historians are calling ‘The Political Ouroboros,’ the Republican-led Senate voted 52-48 today to confirm President Trump’s nominee for the Federal Reserve—despite the nominee being a man who, just three years ago, starred in a viral campaign ad where he literally ate a copy of the U.S. Constitution to protest ‘big government.’

The irony? The nominee, Dr. Vance Quimby, was grilled during his confirmation hearing for not being able to name the three branches of government. He reportedly responded, ‘My branches are the Executive, the Legislative, and the Dietary.’

The Senate Republicans, in a unified show of party loyalty, praised his ‘bold, unconventional approach to fiscal policy,’ while a leaked GOP memo revealed the voting guide simply said: ‘Yes on all Trump picks. Do not read bios. Repeat: DO NOT READ BIOS.’

The nominee is now expected to print his own version of the dollar, featuring a silhouette of a man eating a star-spangled sandwich.”