**Senate GOP Plays "Who Wants to Be a Sycophant?" With Trump’s Cabinet Picks, Results Are Predictable**

Senate GOP plays “Who Wants to Be a Sycophant?” with Trump’s Cabinet picks, results are predictable

WASHINGTON D.C. – In a stunning display of bipartisanship sobs sarcastically, Senate Republicans just voted to advance all of Trump’s most controversial nominees, proving once again that their spines are as structurally sound as a wet napkin. Yes, folks, we’re getting the full clown car: the guy who thinks COVID is a hoax for Health Secretary, the fossil fuel CEO who calls climate change a “Chinese hoax” for Energy, and a Defense Secretary nominee who once confused a map of Canada for a list of 7-Eleven locations.

AITA for thinking this is just a massive live-action version of “The Apprentice,” but instead of firing people, they’re firing any semblance of governance? TL;DR: Senate GOP confirms that the only qualification needed is a pulse and a history of kissing the ring. The vote was 51-49, meaning literally 49 people still have a soul. Shocking.

Catch the full meltdown on C-SPAN, which is now just a 24/7 loop of Sisyphus pushing a boulder labeled “checks and balances.”