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“BREAKING: Senate GOP Votes Unanimously to Confirm Trump’s Nominee for ‘Supreme Arbiter of Taco Tuesday’ — Insists It’s ‘Totally Normal’ and ‘Not a Loyalty Test’”

Washington, D.C. — In a stunning display of bipartisan unity (against reality), the Senate Republican caucus voted 53-47 this afternoon to confirm Donald Trump’s latest nominee: Karen “K-Money” McFletcher, a former contestant on The Apprentice who once sold a used golf cart to a foreign dignitary for $2 million. K-Money, who has no diplomatic experience, no military background, and a suspiciously large collection of gold-plated MAGA hats, will serve as the first-ever “Undersecretary of Honestly, Just Vibes.”

“She’s tough. She’s loyal. She knows how to close a deal,” said Senate Majority Leader John Thune, reading from a note that appeared to be written in crayon. “And more importantly, she understands that the most important issue facing our nation is whether Diet Coke is a suitable mixer for a White House state dinner. She said no. We respect that.”

Critics were quick to point out that McFletcher’s only qualification is a signed photo of Trump with the note, “You get it, kid.” But Republicans argued that any further questioning would be an act of “deep state sabotage.”

“I’m just glad we dodged the whole ‘qualifications’ debate,” said one anonymous GOP aide. “We’re trying to set a new record for fastest confirmation of a nominee whose resume is just a blank QR code to a secret Telegram channel.”

The White House has already confirmed that K-Money’s first official act will be to declare the Senate floor a “no-pants zone” for the remainder of the term.

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