NGL, San Diego Really Said "Hold My Kombucha" and Turned a Standard Tuesday Into a Live-Action GTA Session. 💀

NGL, San Diego really said “hold my kombucha” and turned a standard Tuesday into a live-action GTA session. 💀

TL;DR: Some dude decided the best way to settle a dispute over a parking spot at a Chipotle was to channel his inner John Wick… except he missed 90% of his shots and hit a flock of seagulls instead. Now we’ve got a parking lot full of avocado chunks, PTSD, and one very confused bird that can’t fly straight anymore.

AITA for thinking we should just let the seagulls squawk it out? Seems like a better system than whatever this is. 🙄