**FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE**

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE SOURCE: THE GLITCH REPORT

SAN DIEGO, CA – In what investigators are calling a “statistical impossibility,” the suspect in yesterday’s downtown San Diego mass shooting has been identified as Jason Corrigan, the identical twin brother of the lead police officer who neutralized him.

Body camera footage confirms that Officer Daniel Corrigan fired the fatal shot at a gunman wearing the exact same brand of vintage Star Wars t-shirt, same haircut, and same tattoo on the inner wrist. The two brothers, who were estranged for 8 years, were born precisely at 11:11 PM on 11/11/1985.

But the ‘Glitch’ doesn’t end there. A review of the police database shows that both brothers filed a “suspicious person” report at the same exact convenience store, 23 miles apart, at the exact same second—2:47:31 AM—on the morning of the shooting. One reported a missing car key. The other reported a UFO.

Sources confirm the brothers were not in contact. The 911 call log shows a silent, 37-second call from the suspect’s phone—silent the entire time—which terminated at the exact microsecond Officer Corrigan’s patrol car logged his arrival at the scene.

“The numbers don’t fall this way in a normal universe,” said data analyst Riley Dunn. “It’s like reality stuttered at 2:47 AM. We found 11 shell casings, 11 victims injured, and 1 deceased—the twin. The city’s crime grid for that block shows zero incidents reported in the last 11 years.”

The FBI has classified the incident as a “Congruence Anomaly,” citing a probability of occurrence at less than 1 in 4.2 billion. Officer Corrigan has been placed on administrative leave. He