**Viral News Snippet: "The Irony of 'America's Finest City' — Why San Diego’s Latest Headache Is Actually a Meme About a Del Taco Drive-Thru"**

Viral News Snippet: “The Irony of ‘America’s Finest City’ — Why San Diego’s Latest Headache Is Actually a Meme About a Del Taco Drive-Thru”

DATELINE: SAN DIEGO, CA — In a plot twist that only the internet could cook up, this week’s trending “#SanDiegoShooting” isn’t about gunfire. It’s about a viral 15-second dashcam video of a man in a full inflatable T-Rex costume getting tased outside a Del Taco after he allegedly tried to “pay for his 5-layer burrito with exposure for his SoundCloud.” The real irony? The actual crime was the burrito’s sodium content. Meme historians are calling it a textbook case of “Algorithmic Tragedy” — a city that can’t escape its own branding as paradise while being endlessly mocked for its love of queso and quarter-mile traffic jams. Locals are now using the hashtag to vent about the only real shooting in San Diego: the one coffee shop barista who shot their latte art straight into your Instagram DMs. #FinestCityProblems