**AITA for Thinking the San Diego Shooter Was Just Trying to "Optimize" His Netflix Queue?**

AITA for thinking the San Diego shooter was just trying to “optimize” his Netflix queue?

SO, a guy in San Diego allegedly shot up a parking lot because, get this, his food delivery was 7 minutes late. Not even cold, just lukewarm. He then tried to flee on a Lime scooter but crashed into a fire hydrant. Cops found him crying over spilled boba tea.

TL;DR: Man attempts real-life “Grand Theft Auto” side quest, fails harder than my last job interview. Reddit, AITA for thinking this is peak “main character syndrome” or is he just a misunderstood food critic? 🚨🚨

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