**Viral News Snippet: "San Diego Shooting Trends as 'Worst Yelp Review Ever'"**

Viral News Snippet: “San Diego Shooting Trends as ‘Worst Yelp Review Ever’”

SAN DIEGO, CA – In a bizarre twist that has the internet simultaneously horrified and howling, the #SanDiegoShooting is trending not for the tragedy itself, but for a meme comparing the incident to a “1-star Yelp experience.”

It started when a user posted: “Went to San Diego for the fish tacos. Got the ‘active shooter drill’ instead. Atmosphere: 0/10. Would not recommend. Doors locked way too early.”

The irony? The actual shooting involved a disgruntled patron opening fire inside a taco shop. Now, the dark humor is spreading faster than the police tape. Locals are joking that the city has “invented a new flavor: lead-infused salsa,” while out-of-towners are posting fake reviews like, “The guac was extra, but the gunfire was complementary.”

Experts are calling it “tragic coping,” noting that Gen Z has officially turned active shooter drills into a punchline because, as one viral tweet put it, “At this point, our fight-or-flight response has been replaced by a ‘post-ironic shrug.’”

Police are begging people to please stop checking in on Yelp. The internet, however, has already given the shooter a 2-star rating: “Service was fast, but the accuracy was questionable.”