**LOCAL MAN SOLVES ALL of SAN DIEGO’S PROBLEMS WITH ONE SIMPLE TRICK (GUNNIT SAYS HE’S NTA)**

LOCAL MAN SOLVES ALL OF SAN DIEGO’S PROBLEMS WITH ONE SIMPLE TRICK (GUNNIT SAYS HE’S NTA)

SAN DIEGO, CA – In a stunning display of what local Facebook commenters are calling “common sense problem-solving,” an unidentified man reportedly took it upon himself to “drastically reduce the local population of dipshits” by opening fire in what authorities are calling a “random, but probably deserved, incident.”

Witnesses say the suspect, presumably a connoisseur of fine 2nd Amendment jurisprudence, decided that someone in the area was definitely “being a main character” and needed an immediate, high-velocity attitude adjustment. AITA for thinking this is just natural selection doing its thing? The shooter is currently being hailed as a “brave, misunderstood warrior” on Parler, while Reddit has already launched a GoFundMe for his legal defense, under the hashtag #StandYourGroundButAlsoRunAway.

TL;DR: Man gets mad at existence, uses loophole in “well-regulated militia” to give out free, unsolicited lead poisoning. Authorities are baffled as to why this keeps happening. More at 11, if the media is allowed to say the word “gun.”