**NEWS ALERT: San Diego Shooter Identified as “Guy Who Took ‘Tactical Tuesdays’ Very, Very Literally”—Internet Has Field Day With Perfectly Timed Meme**

NEWS ALERT: San Diego Shooter Identified as “Guy Who Took ‘Tactical Tuesdays’ Very, Very Literally”—Internet Has Field Day with Perfectly Timed Meme

SAN DIEGO, CA — In what local authorities are calling a “darkly absurd twist of fate,” a suspect in today’s San Diego shooting has been identified as Bradford “Tactical Tim” McHernandez, 34, a self-styled “urban preparedness coach” who apparently misread the assignment. According to police, McHernandez showed up to a crowded plaza armed to the teeth after his favorite influencer posted a “5 Ways to Survive a Post-Skibidi World” video—only to open fire on a group of people wearing matching neon green hats, which he later told officers were “obviously from Free Guy 2.”

But here’s where the internet goes full irony overload: McHernandez was immediately memed into oblivion after bodycam footage revealed he was wearing a T-shirt with the text: “I’m just here for the chaos and the low-engagement karma.”

The Meme That Broke Twitter: Within 20 minutes of the incident, a screenshot from a 2019 parkour video of McHernandez doing a “tactical roll” into a Chipotle went viral with the caption: “When you gaslight yourself into believing a Skittles commercial is a government psy-op, but you’re still paying for premium Wi-Fi in police holding.”

The Ironic Context (Because You Asked):

• The “Vibe Shift” Theory: This is apparently the third shooting in the past month that was blamed on “bad vibes from a TikTok filter.” McHernandez had just watched a controversial Hasanabi clip about “tangential escalation” and somehow thought that meant “