**HEADLINE:** *San Diego Shooter's "Ultimate Takedown" Goes Horribly Wrong After Forgetting to Log Out of His Own Stream*

HEADLINE: San Diego Shooter’s “Ultimate Takedown” Goes Horribly Wrong After Forgetting to Log Out of His Own Stream

SAN DIEGO, CA – In a twist that has internet historians already calling it “the most self-own in modern crime,” authorities have identified the suspect in yesterday’s San Diego shooting as 24-year-old influencer-wannabe, Kyle “KillaClips” Henderson.

Sources confirm Henderson meticulously documented his “chaos raid” on a local mini-mart using a body camera, intending to live-stream the event to his 47 followers on a niche platform. The irony? Henderson forgot to switch his OBS settings from “Record Only” to “Live.” The entire 14-minute rampage was saved locally but never broadcast.

However, the real meme gold emerged when police recovered his phone. Henderson apparently paused mid-heist to post an angry Tweet about the “lag,” accidentally @-ing the police department’s official account. The reply? A simple “We’re on our way, Kyle.”

The internet is now flooded with edits of Henderson’s mugshot, set to the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” theme. As one viral tweet puts it: “Bro wanted to be a digital legend. Ended up as a digital receipt.”

Verdict: The only thing that got “owned” more than the mini-mart was his online reputation.