**Man Opens Fire on Taco Stand, Misses Every Human, Nails 47 Avocados**

Man Opens Fire on Taco Stand, Misses Every Human, Nails 47 Avocados

AITA for laughing at the literal guac drop of the century?

San Diego, CA — In a bizarre incident that has left both police and foodies baffled, local man Kyle “Gunther” McShootface allegedly attempted a mass shooting at a popular taco stand in North Park, only to accidentally annihilate the entire produce section instead. Witnesses report that McShootface burst into the stand screaming about “the libs” and “unfair pricing,” before unloading an entire magazine—missing every single human patron, but scoring direct hits on over four dozen avocados.

AITA for finding this incredibly on-brand for 2025? Like, imagine beefing with a fruit and losing. 💀

“I was just trying to enjoy my al pastor when this guy starts yelling and the next thing I know, it’s basically a scene from a foodie apocalypse,” said local resident Chad Thundercock III, 28. “There was guac everywhere. Honestly, it was the most expensive property damage I’ve ever seen in this economy.”

Police have since arrested McShootface on charges of Disorderly Conduct With Excessive Produce Waste. No injuries were reported, but local avocado prices are expected to spike another 15% as tribute.

TL;DR: Man tries to go on a shooting spree, ends up destroying $400 worth of avocados instead. Reddit comments are split between “based alpha male” and “weirdest grocery tantrum ever.”