**Polling Place Pandemonium: Roy Cooper’s “Un-American” Glare at Michael Whatley Sparks ‘Common Sense’ Firestorm—Locals Say ‘Get a Room or Get Real’**

Polling Place Pandemonium: Roy Cooper’s “Un-American” Glare at Michael Whatley Sparks ‘Common Sense’ Firestorm—Locals Say ‘Get a Room or Get Real’

Angry Local Resident, posted 3 mins ago

“Can we just talk about the absolute circus that was the Roy Cooper and Michael Whatley polling showdown yesterday? I watched the video three times, and I still can’t tell if Cooper was trying to stare a hole through Whatley’s soul or if he was just constipated from all the ‘democracy.’ Whatley’s out here with his pasted-on smirk like he’s the king of common sense, but both of them are smiling while our roads crumble.

For the love of God, USE YOUR COMMON SENSE:

1. If you need a hostile staring contest to decide a poll, maybe neither of you is qualified.
2. Shut down the polling places at a decent hour so normal working folks can vote without taking a day off.
3. Why is this even news? My kid’s school still has mold.

I’m not picking a side—I just want a candidate who doesn’t act like they’re filming a soap opera at the ballot box. Both of these guys need to sit down, drink some iced tea, and remember they work for US. #CommonSenseOrBust #GetOffMyLawn #VotingCircus”