**ROY COOPER DROPS POLL BOMB 💣 – MICHAEL WHATLEY GETS ABSOLUTELY ROASTED 🔥**

ROY COOPER DROPS POLL BOMB 💣 – MICHAEL WHATLEY GETS ABSOLUTELY ROASTED 🔥

RALEIGH, NC – In a move that has the political class absolutely shook, Governor Roy Cooper decided to drop a fresh poll that absolutely evaporates RNC chair Michael Whatley’s chances in North Carolina. 🗳️

The poll, which definitely wasn’t commissioned by Cooper’s own super PAC (wink wink), shows Cooper leading Whatley by a staggering 18 points among registered voters. The margin is so wide, even Whatley’s own mom apparently switched sides after seeing the numbers. 🙄

AITA for thinking this is just a desperation move? Cooper’s camp is spinning it as “voters are tired of the circus.” Meanwhile, Whatley’s team is calling it a “biased, liberal propaganda poll.” TL;DR: Literally nobody is winning this. Cooper’s approval is basically only slightly less toxic than a 2020-era Chipotle burrito, and Whatley couldn’t win a game of Monopoly against a goldfish.

The internet reacts:

• “This poll has the same energy as that time my crush said they ’liked me as a friend.'”
• “Whatley’s campaign is like a first-gen iPhone – outdated, buggy, and everyone’s waiting for the next model.”
• “Cooper: ‘I’m not running for president.’ Also Cooper: literally runs for president via proxy poll.”

🔥 Verdict: ESH. Everyone Sucks Here. Cooper is playing 4D chess with taxpayer-funded optimism, and Whatley is playing checkers with a blindfold on. North Carolina voters are the real losers in this dystopian reality show.

Stay toxic, North Carolina. 🌶️