**BREAKING: Roy Cooper & Michael Whatley in Shocking Poll — AITA for Thinking This Is Peak Political Theater?**

BREAKING: Roy Cooper & Michael Whatley in Shocking Poll — AITA for Thinking This Is Peak Political Theater?

So apparently someone ran a poll on who’s more “electable” between NC Gov Roy Cooper and RNC Chair Michael Whatley, and the results are… well, let’s just say they’re giving “two raccoons fighting over a half-eaten hot dog” energy. 🦝🥴

Cooper’s polling at 47% with moderate Dems and suburban moms who say they “vibe with his cool dad energy,” while Whatley’s pulling 53% from people who exclusively get their news from Fox News at 4 AM and still think the 2020 election was “stolen” by a rogue fax machine. 📠💀

TL;DR: Both candidates are basically a participation trophy in human form. One is a guy who looks like he’d ask to speak to your manager about his avocado toast, and the other is a man who unironically uses the phrase “sleepy Joe” in casual conversation. 😬

AITA for suggesting we just let AI run the country instead? Because honestly, my ChatGPT bot has better polling numbers than both of these clowns. 🤖🗳️

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