**@MoralCriticWatch**

@MoralCriticWatch

Breaking: ‘Rick and Morty’ Season 7 Finale Crosses the ‘Darmok Line’ – Parents Outraged as Show Impregnates a Kid’s Imaginary Friend, Vows to Normalize Nihilism

In what social critics are calling the “final straw for animated television,” last night’s Rick and Morty finale featured a plot where Rick teaches Morty to “embrace the void” by literally forcing his imaginary friend to birth a sentient apathy. One scene, actively cheered by 4chan users, shows Morty smiling as his friend dissolves, whispering, “Nothing matters, and that’s okay.”

The Moral Majority Coalition has issued a statement: “This episode is not a joke—it’s a tutorial in sociopathy. We are actively teaching a generation that emotional bonds are bugs to be deleted.”

But the real firestorm? A viral clip of a 7-year-old saying, “Daddy, I want my friend to be ‘personally meaningless’ too.” Psychologists warn that Rick and Morty has cracked the threshold from satire to spiritual gateway, with one Harvard ethicist calling it “the most dangerous piece of media since The Omen—except this one makes you laugh while you lose your soul.”

Is the show just smart satire, or are we watching the cultural death of empathy? The comments are already melting down. Oof. 🔥