**FLOATING HEAD of RICK SANCHEZ DECLARES ‘SOVEREIGN SPACE NATION of GROTTOPIA’ – CITIZENSHIP OPEN to ANYONE WHO CAN SOLVE HIS INSULTING CAPTCHA**

FLOATING HEAD OF RICK SANCHEZ DECLARES ‘SOVEREIGN SPACE NATION OF GROTTOPIA’ – CITIZENSHIP OPEN TO ANYONE WHO CAN SOLVE HIS INSULTING CAPTCHA

The Citadel of Ricks is in chaos this morning after a rogue, disembodied holographic projection of Rick Sanchez appeared above every major city on Earth, Mars, and the Galactic Federation’s capital.

“Listen up, you absolute meat-sacks,” the colossal floating head announced, belching a cloud of nanites that pixelated into a redirection portal. “Earth sucks. Your politics suck. Your 401(k)s? A joke. So I’m making a new place. It’s called ‘Grotto-pia.’ It’s a pocket dimension where the only law is that Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub applies to tax codes.”

The viral kicker? Citizenship is granted only by solving a Rick-Grade Captcha™. Early reports confirm it’s not a simple grid of traffic lights. Screenshots show a sequence of interdimensional test questions, including: “Which of these are not a version of your mom I’ve slept with? A) Your mom B) A sentient sauce packet containing your mom’s consciousness C) A sentient version of your mom from the dimension where she’s a sentient sauce packet D) You, if you don’t click this box faster.”

The ripple effect is already insane: 200 million people have accidentally registered for “Automatic Toaster Uprising” crypto-currency instead. Tesla’s board is panicking as Elon Musk is seen frantically trying to solve the captcha, screaming “But I’ve been to the Cronenberg dimension!”

As for Morty? He was spotted burying his face in his hands outside a Blips and Ch