**The REAL Reason My Kids Ain't Watchin' Rick and Morty No More**

The REAL reason my kids ain’t watchin’ Rick and Morty no more

Can we just use some COMMON SENSE here for a second? I caught my 12-year-old watching that Rick and Morty show the other day. Thought it was just a cartoon. Oh boy, was I wrong.

First of all, my neighbor’s kid (bless his heart) now thinks it’s “funny” to burp in public and say “I’m Pickle Rick” at the dinner table. No, Kevin, you’re a 40-year-old accountant. You are not a pickle.

Second, the actual plot. I sat through an episode where a sauce was more important than a marriage. And another where they literally cloned a kid and forgot about him in a basement. That’s not science fiction, people. That’s a parenting nightmare waiting to happen. Who thought this was a good idea for a “comedy”?

And the fans. Oh, the fans. They walk around acting like you need a PhD in multiverse theory to understand why a cartoon character said “wubba lubba dub dub.” Newsflash: it means “I am in great pain, please help me.” Maybe we should use that common sense to, I don’t know, talk to our kids instead of letting a nihilistic drunk teach them life lessons?

My kid is back on Bluey. At least the dad there is a real role model. Ban this madness. Bring back common sense.