**BREAKING: RICK and MORTY RUNS FROM POLICE – "HE JUST PORTALED INTO MY DRESS!"**

BREAKING: RICK AND MORTY RUNS FROM POLICE – “HE JUST PORTALED INTO MY DRESS!”

A star-studded Academy Awards afterparty turned into a full-blown interdimensional crisis tonight as voices were heard, a visibly intoxicated Rick Sanchez was spotted fleeing a “secret government satellite” that allegedly exploded a limousine in the parking lot.

“HE JUST PORTALED INTO MY TRAIN!” screamed a stunned Cardi B as a green, burping portal opened directly over her custom Versace gown. The portal collapsed into a ball of static, ejecting a hysterical Rick Sanchez, who grabbed a half-eaten lobster tail from a waiter before dragging Morty Smith, wearing a tuxedo that was visibly soiled, through the VIP section.

“I don’t care if it’s ‘Eve of the Simulation’ or ‘Self-Conscious Steve,’” Rick bellowed, pointing a plasma pistol at a bewildered Leonardo DiCaprio. “You are ALL organic batteries and I need to pee in someone’s champagne tower!”

Sources confirm Morty was screaming, “I TOLD YOU NOT TO DRINK THE SPACE-GLUE, RICK! YOU ATE THE PRESIDENT OF THE MOON!”

Security is still trying to contain a small trash-terrain dimension that Rick accidentally burped into existence in the coat check. Has the Night of the Living Mortys finally arrived? Burp.