**Viral News Snippet: "Endless Shrimp-Gate: Red Lobster's Tallahassee Location Closes, Locals Blame That One Guy Who Ate 110 Biscuits in One Sitting"**

Viral News Snippet: “Endless Shrimp-gate: Red Lobster’s Tallahassee Location Closes, Locals Blame That One Guy Who Ate 110 Biscuits in One Sitting”

TALLAHASSEE, FL — In a move that has the internet simultaneously weeping and LOL-ing, the Red Lobster on Apalachee Parkway has officially shuttered its doors, marking the latest casualty in the chain’s “Bayou of Bankruptcy” saga. But while corporate analysts blame failed earnings calls and the infamous “Ultimate Endless Shrimp” promotion, the citizens of Tallahassee have a different culprit: a mythical local legend known only as “Cheddar Bay Chad.”

According to a viral Reddit post from the server who allegedly served him, Chad—a 32-year-old FSU dropout with a cargo shorts obsession—single-handedly depleted the restaurant’s 5-gallon bucket of Cheddar Bay Biscuit mix during a 4-hour “Dinner for One” on $5.99 Shrimp Tuesday. “He didn’t even eat the shrimp,” the server wrote on TikTok. “He just wanted the biscuits. He said he was ‘carb-loading for the apocalypse.’”

Meme historians are now pointing out the delicious irony: Red Lobster spent millions on a marketing campaign encouraging customers to “live like a lobster,” but forgot that in Tallahassee, lobsters are just overpriced bugs, while biscuits are a religion. The closure has sparked a city-wide mourning, with locals holding a “Biscuit Vigil” outside the now-empty building.

The official statement from Red Lobster corporate reads: “We thank the Tallahassee community for their patronage and remind them that our cheddar biscuits mix is available at Walmart.”

But the internet isn’t buying it. As one Twitter user quipped: *“They didn’t close because of the economy. They closed because one man