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RED LOBSTER NETS CATCH OF THE DAY: TALLAHASSEE CLOSURE HITS YOUR WALLET

TALLAHASSEE, FL – Red Lobster fans are crying into their empty Cheddar Bay Biscuit baskets today as the struggling chain closes its Appalachee Parkway location, the latest victim of a corporate bankruptcy fire sale that could cost you more than just dinner plans.

What this means for YOUR wallet: “Don’t go lookin’ for that endless shrimp deal—it’s gone,” warns consumer advocate Maria Gutierrez. “Inside sources say your next plate of scampi could cost 20% more as the chain slashes locations to survive. Those ceviche and lobster-topped burgers they just rolled out? That’s not innovation—that’s a $23 Hail Mary pass.”

The real sting? Your gift cards may already be dead weight. “If you’re holding a Red Lobster gift card, spend it NOW or watch it vanish,” Gutierrez warns. “This location owes $83,000 in unpaid rent—that money should be going to your food, not a landlord’s lawsuit.”

The bottom line: Before you mourn the loss of those buttery biscuits, remember: your grocery store’s frozen shrimp aisle is about to get a lot more popular.

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