**🚨 BREAKING: RED LOBSTER in TALLAHASSEE CLOSES, LOCALS FORCED to FACE CONSEQUENCES of ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT SHRIMP 🚨**

🚨 BREAKING: RED LOBSTER IN TALLAHASSEE CLOSES, LOCALS FORCED TO FACE CONSEQUENCES OF ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT SHRIMP 🚨

AITA for saying this is karma? Red Lobster’s Tallahassee location finally shuttered its doors, and the local oyster crackers community is in shambles. TL;DR: Company blames “economic pressures,” but we all know it was the endless Cheddar Bay Biscuits and the guy who ate 47 shrimp in one sitting on a Tuesday afternoon.

Sources say the ghost of a single, abandoned Lobsterita is now haunting the parking lot, whispering “Never again, big spender” to anyone who tries to park in the old lot. Honestly, the building’s about to become another vape shop or mattress store, so congrats to the citizens of Tallahassee on your impending 10% increase in mattress availability.

Crab Rangoon, rest in piss. You won’t be missed. 🦞✌️