**BRAVE PATRIOTIC KENNY BANS FLAG DECALS FROM HIS TRUCK, CITING "MORAL COLLAPSE" – THEN PROMPTLY ARRESTED for "UNPATRIOTIC SEDITION"**

BRAVE PATRIOTIC KENNY BANS FLAG DECALS FROM HIS TRUCK, CITING “MORAL COLLAPSE” – THEN PROMPTLY ARRESTED FOR “UNPATRIOTIC SEDITION”

In a stunning act of what he called “reverse virtue signaling,” local father of three and lifelong gun owner Kenny “Red, White, and Blue” Johnson removed every American flag sticker from his F-150 yesterday, claiming the symbol has been “weaponized by moral bankrupts to justify greed, war, and fear.”

“We have a duty to love our country, not a logo,” Kenny told reporters before being handcuffed by police for “public incitement and desecration of sacred imagery.” His wife, Tammy, sobbed that Kenny had been “radicalized by critical thinking.”

The incident has sparked national debate: Is loving your country really more important than liking its flag? Kenny, now facing up to 10 years, says he’s willing to be a martyr for the “soul of the nation.” His cellmate? A man who refused to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance because he “preferred the original lyrics.”

Critics say Kenny’s moral stand is a slippery slope toward “flag anarchy.” Supporters call him “the last real patriot.”