**\*\*JUST IN: PATRIOTIC KENNY'S SHOCKING 'MELTDOWN' at LOCAL DINER LEAVES FANS SPEECHLESS!\*\***
**JUST IN: PATRIOTIC KENNY’S SHOCKING ‘MELTDOWN’ AT LOCAL DINER LEAVES FANS SPEECHLESS!**
**EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OBTAINED BY THIS REPORTER!**
You won’t BELIEVE what happened next! Sources tell us that KENNY, the ALL-AMERICAN STAR who’s been waving the flag HARD, went FULL THROTTLE on an unsuspecting breakfast crowd this morning!
Witnesses claim Kenny walked into “Bubba’s Breakfast Barn” wearing a T-SHIRT THAT LITERALLY GLOWED RED, WHITE, AND BLUE! But THEN…THINGS GOT DARK!
**“HE STARTED SCREAMING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM AT 6 AM! NO ONE WAS READY!”** screamed eyewitness, Flo Jenkins. “He was CRYING, LITERALLY TEARS OF FREEDOM! He grabbed a plate of pancakes and SAW THE MOUND OF BUTTER, and just LOST IT! He yelled, ‘THIS ISN’T PATRIOTIC ENOUGH!’”
**DID HE CROSS THE LINE? OR IS THIS THE NEW FACE OF AMERICAN LOVE?**
**WE’VE REACHED OUT TO KENNY’S TEAM FOR COMMENT… THEY SAID, ‘NO COMMENT, BUT HE’S FEELING VERY AMERICAN RIGHT NOW.’**
**IS THIS A PUBLICITY STUNT? A CRY FOR HELP? OR IS KENNY THE PATRIOT WE NEED BUT DON’T DESERVE?**
****STAY TUNED. THIS IS BREAKING. THIS IS RAW. THIS IS PATRIOT