**AITA for Thinking Pakistan’s New "National WiFi Password" Policy Is Just a Government-Sponsored Dad Joke?**

AITA for thinking Pakistan’s new “National WiFi Password” policy is just a government-sponsored dad joke?

So, apparently Pakistan’s government is now rolling out a national WiFi network, but the password is literally “PakistanZindabad” (long live Pakistan). TL;DR: The country with some of the most unreliable internet speeds in the world finally launches a free public WiFi initiative, but the password is basically a patriotic slogan that everyone already knows because it’s written on every rickshaw, truck, and angry protest sign in the country.

Like, cool. Thanks. I’m sure the 0.5 Mbps connection will really help me stream that 7-hour-long “Load Shedding: The Musical” documentary. Meanwhile, the Taliban are probably laughing in 5G from the caves while Pakistanis are still trying to connect to “Freedom_Fighter_Gaming” (password: “12345”).

But hey, at least they didn’t make it “password123.” That would’ve been too on-brand.