**BREAKING: NYT/SIENA POLL SENDS HOLLYWOOD INTO a TAILSPIN – CELEBS CAUGHT OFF GUARD, STUDIO HEADS FURIOUS**

BREAKING: NYT/SIENA POLL SENDS HOLLYWOOD INTO A TAILSPIN – CELEBS CAUGHT OFF GUARD, STUDIO HEADS FURIOUS

By [Your Name], Red Carpet Correspondent

HOLLYWOOD – The red carpet at the “Eco-Action Now” gala turned into a white-knuckle crisis meeting tonight after the bombshell New York Times/Siena poll dropped, and the A-list is not having it.

The results, which show a dramatic shift in voter sentiment, have sent shockwaves through the liberal elite. This is a poll Taylor Swift won’t be writing a song about – unless it’s a breakup anthem.

J.Lo Goes Silent, Dips on Interview

I caught up with Jennifer Lopez, who was visibly rattled. She had been scheduled to talk about her new, painfully relatable documentary about anxiety. But when I asked for her reaction to the poll, her publicist physically blocked the microphone.

“We’re here for the planet, not politics!” the publicist hissed, but J.Lo’s face said it all. She looked like she’d just seen a ghost. She literally turned on her heel and walked into a potted ficus.

Don’t Ask Meryl! The Diva Meltdown

The biggest drama came from Meryl Streep. A junior staffer from her team accidentally dropped a binder stapled with the poll’s headlines. The sound was deafening.

Meryl, mid-interview about gender equality in casting, froze. Her eyes, usually a mirror of empathy, went wide with terror. She snapped at her publicist, “Get this man away from me!” before retreating to her dressing room. I could hear a very un-Meryl-like string of profanity through the plywood wall.

Sources say her team is now