**LOCAL MAN DECLARES MOUNTAIN DEW WHITE OUT a "CRIMINAL SCAM"—CALLS for CITY-WIDE BOYCOTT**

LOCAL MAN DECLARES MOUNTAIN DEW WHITE OUT A “CRIMINAL SCAM”—CALLS FOR CITY-WIDE BOYCOTT

Posted in Springfield Community Watchdogs group

🚨 BREAKING: COMMON SENSE ALERT 🚨

Just walked into the 7-Eleven on Main. Saw a new “limited edition” Mountain Dew flavor called “White Out.”

You know what I saw? It’s literally just clear soda. No color. No identity. Just a sad, translucent liquid in a white bottle.

What happened to just calling it “Diet Sprite” and moving on? Now Big Soda wants $2.49 for a bottle of barely-carbonated water pretending to be a flavor.

Common sense says: If it looks like melted snow from a dirty parking lot, it’s not a flavor—it’s a cry for help.

I’m starting a petition. No one in this city should be paying premium for Mountain Dew that looks like it got hit with a bleach spill. They’re gaslighting us into thinking “clear” means “exotic.”

Mark my words: next they’ll sell “Mountain Dew Fog” (just cloudy tap water) and call it a winter blend.

Who’s with me? 🤬

#BringBackRealDew #NoWhiteWash #CommonSense2024