**BREAKING: CELEBRITY MELTDOWN at GAS STATION! FAMOUS FACE CAUGHT HOARDING MOUNTAIN DEW WHITE OUT – DECLARES "NATIONAL EMERGENCY"** 🚨

BREAKING: CELEBRITY MELTDOWN AT GAS STATION! FAMOUS FACE CAUGHT HOARDING MOUNTAIN DEW WHITE OUT – DECLARES “NATIONAL EMERGENCY” 🚨

[IMAGE: Blurry photo of A-list actor holding a stack of 24-packs, looking over their shoulder in a panic]

HOLLYWOOD, CA – You won’t believe who just had a full-on meltdown at a 7-Eleven in the Valley. Sources tell us [Redacted Superstar Name] was seen in a “state of panic” after discovering the gas station was sold out of Mountain Dew White Out—the citrus-flavored soda that PepsiCo completely cancelled back in 2019.

“They were pacing the aisles, muttering ‘It’s gone, it’s gone. The white lightning is gone,’” a stunned cashier exclusively tells us. “They then pointed at the empty slot on the shelf and yelled, ‘THIS IS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY!’”

The scene turned chaotic when a fan approached for a selfie. The star allegedly shoved the fan’s phone away while clutching three remaining, dusty 12-packs like they were a life raft. “They said the White Out was ’the last pure thing left in this town,’ then peeled out of the parking lot in a matte black Escalade,” the source added.

Insiders say the star has been stockpiling the beverage for months, convinced it’s the key to their upcoming “method acting” role as a disgraced circus performer. “White Out is the only thing that fuels the chaos,” their rep apparently whispered before hanging up.

What’s the REAL reason for the soda-fueled freakout? Is this a psychological break… or just thirst for a discontinued classic?