**AITA for Calling Mountain Dew White Out the "Vape Juice of Sodas"?**

AITA for calling Mountain Dew White Out the “vape juice of sodas”?

Okay, so I was at a gas station at 2 AM (because where else do you find this nectar of the gods?) and I grabbed a White Out. You know, that flavor that tastes like if a Polaroid camera from 2005 had a baby with a ghost. I cracked it open, took a sip, and instantly felt like I was in a Hot Topic parking lot, vaping watermelon? But not quite.

I posted a pic on my story saying “This is literally the official drink of “I’m not like other girls” ergophobia. It’s the beverage equivalent of a fedora.”

Now my friend is blowing up my phone saying I’m “gatekeeping nostalgia” and that White Out is a “national treasure.” Bro, it’s just aggressive lemon-lime that’s been left in the sun too long. It’s the soda you buy when you’ve given up on happiness but still want to feel something.

TL;DR: I roasted the most mid-tier Dew flavor and now my friend is acting like I kicked his dog. The only thing “white out” about this is my will to live after drinking it.