**MAN (26) DISCOVERS MOUNTAIN DEW WHITE OUT IS STILL BEING SOLD, PROCEEDS to FLEX on the POOR**

MAN (26) DISCOVERS MOUNTAIN DEW WHITE OUT IS STILL BEING SOLD, PROCEEDS TO FLEX ON THE POOR

AITA for stockpiling 47 cases of Mountain Dew White Out from a gas station in rural Ohio after the internet told me it was “discontinued”?

Found a literal honey hole in a sketchy convenience store that clearly missed the memo that this liquid crack was supposed to be extinct. I’m talking shelves stacked taller than my crippling student debt.

So I clean them out. Cashier gives me a look like I just robbed the place of its entire GDP. Next day, I go back for more and there’s a Reddit user literally crying in the parking lot because he drove 3 hours after my original post.

AITA for telling him to “git gud” and that he should have checked the Discord server? He said I was hoarding a “cultural artifact.” Bro, it’s carbonated aspartame with a ghost of citrus flavor.

TL;DR: Found the Holy Grail of Zoomer beverages. Cried in parking lot man wants me to share. Not my fault his Dew game is weak.

(UPDATE: Sold half the cases on eBay for $200 each. Going to buy a lawnmower and become a real adult.)