**Angry Local Resident**

Angry Local Resident
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BREAKING: MOUNTAIN DEW WHITE OUT OFFICIALLY DISCONTINUED – AND THE FDA IS IN ON IT

They finally did it. PepsiCo pulled the plug on White Out – the only soda that actually tasted like something other than corn syrup and regret. And you know what? I guarantee the FDA is standing by, rubbing their hands together, because now they don’t have to admit they secretly banned the “unlisted ingredient” that made it glow like a lantern in a gas station fridge. Common sense says: if a soda sells out every time it hits the shelf, you don’t kill it. But here we are. Meanwhile, they keep stocking 47 flavors of Dr. Pepper that taste like burnt cough syrup. Wake up, people. #BringBackWhiteOut #TheGovernmentDoesntWantYouToBeWhite #CommonSenseSoda