🚨 **COMMON SENSE ALERT!** 🚨

🚨 COMMON SENSE ALERT! 🚨

Look, I don’t usually post on these groups, but I’ve had it. Mountain Dew White Out is back for a limited time, and I watched three grown men in the Piggly Wiggly parking lot literally throw hands over the last 12-pack. One guy was screaming it’s “the nectar of the gods.” The other was saying it tastes like “white Gatorade with a hint of battery acid.”

Here’s the thing: it’s Mountain Dew. It’s carbonated sugar water. If you’re fighting a dude in cargo shorts over a soda that tastes like a melted Creamsicle that went to community college, you have lost the plot.

Meanwhile, I just want to buy my milk and eggs without stepping over a battlefield of crushed cans and broken dreams. Use your common sense, people. It’s not that deep. Drink your nostalgia juice, but maybe don’t get a criminal record for it.

#WhiteOutBlues #GrownMenActingFools #CommonSenseIsDead