**CELEBRITY MELTDOWN on the RED CARPET: "WHERE IS MY MOUNTAIN DEW WHITE OUT?!"**

CELEBRITY MELTDOWN ON THE RED CARPET: “WHERE IS MY MOUNTAIN DEW WHITE OUT?!”

LOS ANGELES, CA – The red carpet of the Golden Fleece Awards turned into a full-blown crisis zone tonight when pop sensation Luna Vega completely lost her composure, not over a wardrobe malfunction or a broken heel, but over a missing soda.

The drama unfolded when our cameras caught the “Neon Heartbeat” singer frantically rifling through the goodie bag provided by sponsors. “No. NO! " she screamed, her custom Balenciaga gown nearly tripping her as she spun to confront her assistant.

“Where is the White Out?!” Vega shrieked, holding up a can of regular Mountain Dew. “This is the Original Green. This isn’t the forbidden nectar! I specifically requested the White Out! The sweet, creamy, citrus ghost flavor of my teenage angst!”

The crowd gasped. Fellow nominee Dax Crews (who is feuding with Vega) was overheard laughing and chanting, “Green is mean! Green is mean!”

Insiders tell us that Mountain Dew discontinued White Out in 2019, but Vega claims she has a secret stash dwindling at home. “This is a declaration of war,” she hissed at the event coordinator. “You don’t snatch the White Out from a girl on her awards night!”

Security had to physically guide her off the carpet, but not before she swiped the green can and chugged it, shouting, “This betrayal burns more than a sour patch!”

Is this the end of the road for Luna Vega, or the start of a #BringBackWhiteOut revolution? Sources say her next single might be titled “Ghost of a Flavor.”