**GLITCH in the MATRIX: Mountain Dew White Out Deletes Itself From History—And the Internet Is Freaking Out**
GLITCH IN THE MATRIX: Mountain Dew White Out Deletes Itself From History—And The Internet Is Freaking Out
VIRAL NEWS SNIPPET
Portland, OR — It started as a random Reddit post: “Why does my can of Mountain Dew White Out say ‘Discontinued 2011’ but the expiration date is 2027?”
Within hours, thousands of users swarmed the thread claiming the exact same anomaly. Screenshots show cans with barcodes that lead to an empty database entry. Official PepsiCo support lines have been met with automated recordings stating: “White Out is not a recognized product.”
But then it got stranger. Wayback Machine archives for the official White Out webpage now redirect to a 404 error page that reads: “This flavor never existed.” The original YouTube promo videos? Corrupted beyond playback. Even Wikipedia’s edit history shows the White Out page was created and deleted by an anonymous user in 2009—before the drink was ever released.
Conspiracy theorists are calling it a “flavor wipe.” Some say Mountain Dew White Out never should have existed—that a timeline glitch inserted a discontinued product into our reality, and now the system is correcting the error.
“I cracked open a can from a gas station in Ohio and it was clear as water, but tasted like lime cotton candy,” says user u/MatrixSlurp. “I went back the next day. The store owner said they’ve never carried White Out. Ever.”
Is the drink being erased, one sip at a time? Or was it never there to begin with?
Streamers are now panic-buying the few surviving cans for $500+ on eBay. But buyers report the cans arriving empty—sealed, but containing only a faint, sugary residue.
This is your wake-up call. Check your fridge. You might have a glitch in