**"COMMON SENSE PEOPLE: If It's WHITE and Tastes Like PINE SOL, IT AIN'T MOUNTAIN DEW, IT'S a CHEMICAL SPILL From the OLD MILL! My Cousin's Neighbor's Dog Licked a Puddle Near the Plant Last Night and Now It Glows in the Dark and Has a Permanent 'FREEDOM' Tattoo on Its Forehead. Stop Calling It a 'Limited Edition' and Start Calling It What It Is: HAZARDOUS WASTE. the Town Council Meeting Thursday—bring Your Own Flashlights and Maybe a Lawyer. I'm Bringing a Jug of the Stuff to Test on the Mayor's Lawn. You Heard It Here First."**
“COMMON SENSE PEOPLE: If it’s WHITE and tastes like PINE SOL, IT AIN’T MOUNTAIN DEW, IT’S A CHEMICAL SPILL from the OLD MILL! My cousin’s neighbor’s dog licked a puddle near the plant last night and now it glows in the dark and has a permanent ‘FREEDOM’ tattoo on its forehead. Stop calling it a ’limited edition’ and start calling it what it is: HAZARDOUS WASTE. The town council meeting Thursday—bring your own flashlights and maybe a lawyer. I’m bringing a jug of the stuff to test on the mayor’s lawn. You heard it here first.”