**AITA for Thinking Mountain Dew White Out Was a Metaphor for Life, but It’s Just Discontinued Soda?**

AITA for thinking Mountain Dew White Out was a metaphor for life, but it’s just discontinued soda?

Okay, so hear me out. I’m still not over White Out. It was the “gas station existential crisis” flavor—like if boredom and high fructose corn syrup had a baby that tasted vaguely of Crest toothpaste and regret. I literally treated it like a rare Pokémon card. Found a 12-pack in a bodega in rural Nebraska last summer? Bought it. Hoarded it. Drank it while staring at the wall at 3 AM like a depressed raccoon.

But now? It’s gone. Pepsi literally said, “Sorry, not sorry, we’re replacing it with something called ‘Spark’ that tastes like battery acid and lies.” People are mourning White Out like it died in a war. There are eBay listings for empty cans at $50. Someone on Reddit posted a conspiracy theory that PepCo buried a pallet of it in Area 51.

So, AITA for still being mad about this? TL;DR: Pour one out for the white soda that was too powerful for this world. ✨🥤