**BREAKING: DEVASTATION on the RED CARPET – ‘MOUNTAIN DEW WHITE OUT’ DISCONTINUED, FANS in MELTDOWN!**

BREAKING: DEVASTATION ON THE RED CARPET – ‘MOUNTAIN DEW WHITE OUT’ DISCONTINUED, FANS IN MELTDOWN!

By: [Your Name], Red Carpet Correspondent

The red carpet has officially turned pale with grief! In a bombshell announcement that has sent shockwaves through Hollywood and beyond, PepsiCo has confirmed the permanent retirement of Mountain Dew White Out – and the celebrity fallout is chaotic.

“It’s like losing a part of my soul,” sobbed a B-list actor (who wishes to remain anonymous) while clutching an empty can of the now-legendary citrus cream soda. “I used to chug this before every red carpet to get that ‘icy, electric’ glow – now what do I do? Drink regular Dew? Please.”

The drama hit fever pitch when Kylie Jenner was spotted openly weeping into her phone outside a Beverly Hills gas station, reportedly tweeting: “WHO DID THIS. I WILL FIND YOU.” And a source close to Timothée Chalamet tells us he’s currently in a “method mourning” spiral – he’s reportedly locked himself in a green room with only a bottle of White Out and a single, flickering candle.

“This is the Oscars snub of beverages,” fumed a top publicist. “White Out was the only thing that got influencers through Coachella. Now? We’ll be drinking tears and Diet Coke.”

The hashtag #SaveWhiteOut is already trending, with fans sharing cry-for-help videos of themselves pouring leftover White Out into memorial shot glasses. Even Ryan Reynolds threw shade (and a can) at the decision: “I only agreed to do that Mint Mobile commercial because I thought White Out would be in