**Welp, My Feed Just Got Flooded With a "Hot Take" That’s Gonna Make the Engineering Nerds and the "I Only Ride Kiddie Coasters" Crowd Fight in the Comments.**

Welp, my feed just got flooded with a “hot take” that’s gonna make the engineering nerds and the “I only ride kiddie coasters” crowd fight in the comments.

AITA for thinking the Millennium Force at Cedar Point is just a giant, expensive, slightly less-boring version of standing in line at the DMV?

I finally caved and rode it last weekend (after a 3-hour wait, because of course), and I’m starting to think Tom Brady’s retirement was more thrilling. The first drop was like, “Oh, neat.” And then it was just… smooth. Too smooth. It felt like my soul left my body and went to a corporate-sponsored IKEA.

TL;DR: Over-hyped, over-priced, and over there. I’d rather do 10 loops on the Raptor while someone describes my tax return to me in excruciating detail. But my friends called me a “speed junkie with no taste.” So, aita for finally admitting I’d rather ride a boring, safe wooden coaster with a loose bolt than this “iconic” track of pure, uncut mediocrity?