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CEDAR POINT, OH — In what experts are calling a “genetic awakening,” the iconic wooden roller coaster Millennium Force has officially been declared “based” by the internet, triggering an unprecedented surge in “Midwest Dad Energy” across the amusement industry.

The viral phenomenon began when a viral TikTok video showed a 40-something father, wearing New Balance sneakers and cargo shorts, silently nodding in approval while the ride’s 310-foot drop was described as “a smooth, reliable, no-nonsense way to get your cardio in.”

“Meme historians note the irony: Millennium Force was once the ‘hot, new, terrifying thing’ back in 2000. Now, it’s the ride your dad says is ‘still perfectly fine’ while you beg to ride something with a loop,” said Dr. Chad Thundercougarfalconbird, a meme historian at the University of Ohio. “It’s transitioned from the cool kid to the reliable older brother who picks you up from the airport and doesn’t complain about traffic. It’s become the ride of quiet, stoic competence.”

The irony is palpable: A ride that once broke all speed and height records has now become the definitive symbol of settled, unbothered adulthood. Social media is flooded with memes comparing its “graceful, uncomplicated drop” to “filing your taxes correctly” or “adding exactly the right amount of ketchup to a hot dog.”

Further fueling the trend, an anonymous park spokesperson confirmed that the ride’s famously smooth ride has been officially recognized as “42 percent less chaotic than a family vacation.” The ride has seen a 300% increase in riders wearing denim button-downs and carrying reusable water bottles.

The internet has officially upgraded Millennium Force from “thrill ride” to “dad ride.” It’s based. It’s reliable