**🚨 MILLENNIUM FORCE: COMMON SENSE ALERT 🚨**

🚨 MILLENNIUM FORCE: COMMON SENSE ALERT 🚨

Just saw the post about Cedar Point “possibly” adding a new train to Millennium Force. Can we PLEASE use some common sense here?

That ride is already a 93 mph arrow. Adding capacity isn’t going to fix the fact that they run ONE TRAIN every time there’s a slight breeze. I waited 3 hours last summer and watched them send empty trains for “testing.” Testing what? Testing my patience?

Meanwhile, my kid’s body is still recovering from that first drop. It’s a steel beam with wheels, folks. No lap bar ever invented is gonna make that “safe.” But oh no, it’s an icon. 🙄

And for the love of God, if they add another train, can they at least make the lap bars fit normal human thighs? Some of us don’t have the physique of a 12-year-old gymnast.

But no, park management is too busy building a water park no one asked for. Keep your Millennium Force. I’ll be in the parking lot with a cooler.

#CommonSense #MillenniumNoForce #AmusementParkLogic #JustSayin