**BREAKING: CELEB SCREAMING MATCH ERUPTS OVER "BROKEN" MILLENNIUM FORCE – "IT CHEATED!"**

BREAKING: CELEB SCREAMING MATCH ERUPTS OVER “BROKEN” MILLENNIUM FORCE – “IT CHEATED!”

Sandusky, OH – The red carpet for Cedar Point’s “Legends & Thrills” gala turned into a full-blown reality TV meltdown when A-list actress turned roller coaster rookie, Saskia Vance, accused the legendary Millennium Force of “gaslighting” her entire career.

A visibly shaken Vance, still clutching her custom Balmain harness, lashed out at a fellow celebrity after exiting the ride.

“I’m sorry, but this coaster is a LIAR,” Vance screamed into a microphone, her mascara running. “Everyone told me, ‘The drop is pure airtime, it’s poetry.’ The drop was a 93-degree betrayal! My soul is still trying to catch up with my spine. It cheated.”

The drama escalated when YouTube thrill-ride personality “Thrillz” laughed and called her a “rook.” In a flash, Vance threw her complimentary souvenir photo (showing her face frozen in a perfect scream) at him, screaming, “You are the problem! We are pedestaling unsafe speed!”

Insiders say the pop star Luna Rey tried to de-escalate by offering a “sensory-friendly” Valravn ride, but Vance stormed off, vowing to never trust a giga-coaster again.

EXCLUSIVE VIBE: “That ride felt like a masterclass in emotional manipulation,” a still-sobbing Vance told us exclusively. “The airtime was a lie. I feel betrayed. I need a lawyer and a weighted blanket.”

Cedar Point has since released a statement that reads: “Millennium Force has been reliably causing existential crises for 24 years. We make no apologies for its integrity.”

Hashtags are already trending: #JusticeForSaskia